Pampagising

Been answering quizzes at blogthings and here's some things I learned:

1. I have linguistic intelligence. (Duh!)
2. I am a passionate kisser. (well...)
3. I am apple pie. (Descrip: You're the perfect combo of comforting and traditional. Those who like you crave security.)
4. My Japanese name is Inari Hayashi.
5. I am 30% weird. (Descrip: Not enough to scare other people...but you scare yourself.)
6. In my past life I: a) was a gorgeous executor of sacrifices (whatever that means); b) lived in Peru; c) was buried alive (!)
7. I am French food. (Descrip: Snobby yet ubiquitous. People act like they understand you more than they actually do.) (Heehee)
8. (If I were a Japanese subculture) I am an officelady. (Descrip: It all seemed so blissful at first. Wear cute little suits, meet friends with matching suits, get a small salary. Well, you're going to be making copies for the rest of your life, and a good raise is not in your future. And forget about marrying out of this glass cieling! What? So you can make coffee at home and wash your husband's underwear? Gross!) (I am not making this up.)
9. (If I were a bandname, it'll be) The Badass Crybabies (ayoz!)
10. My outrageous name would be Penny Hoar. (ano yun?)